Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?