Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Where does breakfast live?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why is money so stubborn?
What kind of books do boats write?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Where do colds go on vacation?