Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which famous author is also a ruler?