Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did one plate say to the other?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Can February March?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?