Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What game does pasta always play at recess?