What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?