What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Where do milkshakes come from?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?