What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What does a panda ghost say?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What animal has the most fun?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What does a dog say before eating?