What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What kind of bird can write?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do little fish love to play with?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How does a lion greet other animals?