Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?