Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
What says: oom oom oom?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?