Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the friendliest national park?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What kind of bird can write?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?