What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why is laughter the best medicine?