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Where do cows go for lunch?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why was the broom late for school?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do polar bears vote?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?