What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?