What do fairies always drink?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
How do you get straight A's?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?