What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
This may sound cheesy, but you're a really grate dad!
Why do all the planets get along?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?