What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?