Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How do bears keep cool?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?