What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What animals make the best students?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What kind of store would a dog own?