Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What animal knows kung fu?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?