Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What is another term for the price of gas?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?