Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What siblings are always sad?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?