Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?