Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?