What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How long will dinner be?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?