What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?