What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do bees say in the summer?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?