My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Which relative loves rice?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?