Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Christopher Plumber.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?