Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How does a squid go into battle?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?