Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the sick chicken say?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?