Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?