Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?