Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What sports are both plant-based?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Which animal should never work for the government?