What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do nosey peppers do?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Which singer could always break a five?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?