What kind of bow can't be tied?
A rainbow!
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?