What kind of bow can't be tied?
A rainbow!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did summer say to spring?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?