What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What is the coolest country?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?