What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?