What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How do hurricanes see?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's black and white and red all over?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?