Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
When do mice play every day?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?