Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Where do horses reside?
If you need help building an ark...
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Which subject has two parts?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What reads and lives in an apple?