What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Rib-bits.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
When should you start writing a book?
What animals make the best students?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?