What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Rib-bits.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where do vampires keep their money?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Where do tough ducks come from?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did autumn say to summer?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?