How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How do hurricanes see?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What bird is always sad?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which president loved to take baths?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why are turtles so shy?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?