When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do frogs eat in the summer?