How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
The dad yolks crack you up!
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What's the politest month?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?