Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?