What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the definition of Robin?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?