What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?