What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call a Russian flea?