What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Do dads always snore?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?