Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is the most faithful insect?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?