What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
How do automobiles fly?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?