What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?