What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What animal has the most fun?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What condiment has wings?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.