What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?