What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
Where do actors go to pray?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What makes pirates such good singers?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
How do you make a cow float?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How do bees get to school?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where do horses reside?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?