How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What birds make average students?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?