How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What fish sings the best?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?