What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
I broke my finger!
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?