What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did March say to the madness?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?