Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you give a sick pig?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?