Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
It makes love a bad thing.
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why do all the planets get along?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?