What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Which subject has two parts?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How do you get straight A's?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?