Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
Why are boxers good comedians?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's the richest basketball team?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Which state has the best streets?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the echo get detention?