How do you make a walnut laugh?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do books sleep?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a vacation at home?