Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?