Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How was the wedding?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did he change his bike's tires?