What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?