Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What does an attorney say when getting married?