Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What are you studying in math?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?