How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How do bears keep cool?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?