How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How are teens like cats?
What's the scariest letter?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?