Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a cat's favorite song?
When should baseball players wear armor?