What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?